6.10.2006
The Perfect Guide On How To Lose Weight And Give A Descent Shape To Your Beer Belly (And Occasionally Save Some Money) - IDIOT PROOF!!
Step 1: The phone call (difficulty: easy) - Call the water company and tell them you don't want hot water to be delivered to your house anymore
Step 2: Meditation (difficulty: easy) - Step in your shower (do NOT turn the water on yet), look at the faucet, think about what's gonna come out of it and how it's gonna feel
Step 3: The second thought (difficulty: extremely easy) - Step out of the shower in desperation once you start thinking of how cold the water is gonna be
Step 4: Action (difficulty: medium) - You need a good reason now to shower, right? So down on the floor and start exercising until you are so hot and sweaty that nothing could stop you from getting under a flow of water, and so exhausted that you don't have physical sensation anymore.
Step 5: The final encounter (difficulty: medium to difficult, extremely difficult in certain cases) - Shut down your brain: you are a hot stinky animal, you walk directly into the shower and turn the water on so that it hits you immediately and you don't have time for a second thought.
Repeat once a day for at least twenty (20) days.
Works better in winter.
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